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PSP-Forum Demi-God
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Wanted to get to this one place last night for a spin (into the forest) but a tree was blocking the road about 20 yards away from the junction! gutted!
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Da Management
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Tele sales.. are here (like most things) for my entertainment.
Here the phone rings you pick up and then you have a secound of silence while their computer connects to a salesperson... so you get a heads up... the conversation then goes like this..... sales... Hello Mr. Smith??? my name is Nicky and the company I represent are offering you exclusive rights to buy a once in a lifetime..... Me... I am sorry Miss but Mr.Smith was (pause for dramatic effect) taken from us today. sales... oh er... um.... Me... but please carry on I might be interested in this oppertunity. sales... well ok... today only we have an offer for a new dish washer.... Me... no please stop.... is this a joke??? Mr.Smith was savaged by a dishwasher today and his injuries were fatal... this is some sick joke on your part... how dare you do this to a grieving family.... CLICK you know there are so many different combinations on this but always try and pick a subject matter that makes the tel;esales devils uncomfortable... death is good... maiming.... death of a pet.... missing people.... just have a blast at their expense... and if you think that this is a little harsh then you should have your evening meal interupted by numerous telesales. Des :roll: |
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The Moderationator
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I LOVE fu**ing with telemarketers, but they've quit calling us.
I wonder why? :lol: This one time they called, and I don't remember exactly what my brother and I were doing, but somehow, we got him over to our big condor of a bird, and than we got my stepmom's pillow and we were waving it above the bird's cage to make him squawk, and than the telemarketer started freaking out and yelling, than he hung up, it was great! :lol: |
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