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mim2134 · 07-21-2008, 07:42 AM

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

Monkey Business · 07-21-2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by mim2134

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

Knew that when I was 10

mim2134 · 07-21-2008, 09:09 AM

aren't you the clever clogs then...

Monkey Business · 07-21-2008, 09:30 AM

Clever clogs. Not heard that for ages.

CLEVER CLOGS and TURD.

mim2134 · 07-21-2008, 01:32 PM

i have just read this and it made me feel pretty ill. it is from a dialogue of a couple of very funny men... can't beleive that it is true... but i know what London can be like - so yeah it probably is...

Upsettingly, this is a true story

A very bad thing has happened. Yuk.

I went out for a bite of dinner with the excellent stand-up comic, my mate Mike Wozniak. We went to Highgate, which is nice. The journey home involved walking to Archway, which is horrid. We stopped for once last drink at The Lion pub.

When Mike's pint was finished, an older (but not obviously trampish) chap came over and gave him a pint of Carling. "Here - it's for you", he wheezed. "I bought it for my friend, but he's left now... It's clean".

Obviously we discussed whether or not Mike should drink it - particularly in view of the "it's clean" comment. Mike drank an inch or so before he noticed that the man was doing something odd with his own pint of Guinness. With a syringe.

The man was performing the following routine:
1. Drawing up 20ml of Guinness from his glass into a syringe
2. Injecting the Guinness up a catheter tube and through his exposed ****
3. Waiting a minute or so
4. Drawing the Guinness (plus wee and bladder sediment presumably) back into the syringe
5. Squirting syringe back into pint
6. Drinking from pint glass
7. Repeat

We assumed - presumably correctly - that he had used the same bladder irrigation technique for Mike's pint. Mike made himself vomit, and we spent the journey home discussing the possible diseases that could have be transmitted.

Monkey Business · 07-21-2008, 01:36 PM

Ewww that's nasty.

mim2134 · 07-21-2008, 01:37 PM

yeah - i know.... some people eh...

High Roller · 07-21-2008, 03:04 PM

Sounds like when my friend drank a pint really fast in one. Vomitted it up almost immediately, carefully aiming for the glass he just emptied. His stomach was empty so it was basically full to the brim again. He then drank it again.

This was nothing he'd drank small quantities at some points during his school years.

And yest, he is still alive amazingly. Total schizo. Talks to trees and so on. Incredible with a guitar

mim2134 · 07-21-2008, 03:06 PM

sounds like the type of bloke NOT to go drinking with...

High Roller · 07-21-2008, 03:18 PM

On the contrary, the best nights out i've ever had were with him. There was one night on the moors ....

12 inches - and he proved it

07-21-2008, 07:42 AM	#801 (permalink)
mim2134 PSP-Forum Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: somewhere in london - help!!! Posts: 452	If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. __________________ *Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great — You have no power over me * My IQ is 144 - Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test

07-21-2008, 09:09 AM	#803 (permalink)
mim2134 PSP-Forum Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: somewhere in london - help!!! Posts: 452	aren't you the clever clogs then... __________________ *Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great — You have no power over me * My IQ is 144 - Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test

07-21-2008, 09:30 AM	#804 (permalink)
Monkey Business Moderation in HD Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,290	Clever clogs. Not heard that for ages. CLEVER CLOGS and TURD. __________________

07-21-2008, 01:32 PM	#805 (permalink)
mim2134 PSP-Forum Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: somewhere in london - help!!! Posts: 452	i have just read this and it made me feel pretty ill. it is from a dialogue of a couple of very funny men... can't beleive that it is true... but i know what London can be like - so yeah it probably is... Upsettingly, this is a true story A very bad thing has happened. Yuk. I went out for a bite of dinner with the excellent stand-up comic, my mate Mike Wozniak. We went to Highgate, which is nice. The journey home involved walking to Archway, which is horrid. We stopped for once last drink at The Lion pub. When Mike's pint was finished, an older (but not obviously trampish) chap came over and gave him a pint of Carling. "Here - it's for you", he wheezed. "I bought it for my friend, but he's left now... It's clean". Obviously we discussed whether or not Mike should drink it - particularly in view of the "it's clean" comment. Mike drank an inch or so before he noticed that the man was doing something odd with his own pint of Guinness. With a syringe. The man was performing the following routine: 1. Drawing up 20ml of Guinness from his glass into a syringe 2. Injecting the Guinness up a catheter tube and through his exposed ** 3. Waiting a minute or so 4. Drawing the Guinness (plus wee and bladder sediment presumably) back into the syringe 5. Squirting syringe back into pint 6. Drinking from pint glass 7. Repeat We assumed - presumably correctly - that he had used the same bladder irrigation technique for Mike's pint. Mike made himself vomit, and we spent the journey home discussing the possible diseases that could have be transmitted. __________________ Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great — You have no power over me ** My IQ is 144 - Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test

07-21-2008, 01:36 PM	#806 (permalink)
Monkey Business Moderation in HD Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,290	Ewww that's nasty. __________________

07-21-2008, 01:37 PM	#807 (permalink)
mim2134 PSP-Forum Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: somewhere in london - help!!! Posts: 452	yeah - i know.... some people eh... __________________ *Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great — You have no power over me * My IQ is 144 - Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test

07-21-2008, 03:04 PM	#808 (permalink)
High Roller Official Legend Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Derby. UK. Earth. Posts: 2,067	Sounds like when my friend drank a pint really fast in one. Vomitted it up almost immediately, carefully aiming for the glass he just emptied. His stomach was empty so it was basically full to the brim again. He then drank it again. This was nothing he'd drank small quantities at some points during his school years. And yest, he is still alive amazingly. Total schizo. Talks to trees and so on. Incredible with a guitar __________________ FAB!! Introduction guide - CUSTOM FIRMWARE & HOMEBREW Software for n00bs !!INFO

07-21-2008, 03:06 PM	#809 (permalink)
mim2134 PSP-Forum Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: somewhere in london - help!!! Posts: 452	sounds like the type of bloke NOT to go drinking with... __________________ *Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great — You have no power over me * My IQ is 144 - Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test

07-21-2008, 03:18 PM	#810 (permalink)
High Roller Official Legend Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Derby. UK. Earth. Posts: 2,067	On the contrary, the best nights out i've ever had were with him. There was one night on the moors .... 12 inches - and he proved it __________________ FAB!! Introduction guide - CUSTOM FIRMWARE & HOMEBREW Software for n00bs !!INFO

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