Bush e-mail contact

[Blackfoot]

by Gordon Keith


Dear Mr. Bush,

I am the special counselor to the most esteemed high prince of Dubai. We are currently seeking highly confidential individuals to accept large sums of money from the prince's lottery of extreme inheritance. You are needed to release $6.8 billion in this strict banking matter. We are also trying to gain control of a few ports, and your country came to mind. This, I assure you, is of the utmost win/win. You will be most rewarded highly for this special consideration. Please contact without delay to us using this reference number of secrecy. Ref#2349113

His, therefore Yours, Barrister Dr. Umberto Ecko United Arab Emirates >



Dear Doctor Most Esteemed High Ecko,

This sounds pretty sweet deal. I think we ought to go for it. But how did you get my personal e-mail address? I guess it proves that you are legit! Down to business – I think we have a bunch of ports, but I will see which ones I give you without too many people noticing. I looked up United Arab Emirates on the map. Damn! You guys are way over there. Glad you found me! P.S. Are you on MySpace? Write back.

George



Dear Mr. Bush,

I have spoken to the prince, and he is most pleased that you engaged in assistance of this highly important nature. What we will require before we can proceed with utmost of progress is your banking account number. Once we receive control over these ports, we will deposit large sums of cash in your account for your disposal.

Chief Surgeon Ecko, Esquire III



Mr. Echo,

I checked around. I can give you six ports, all of them real nice. One is even in New York, home of the Yankees! The Katrina port is kinda rundown, but with new paint and Sheetrock it would be like new. I don't really have a bank account, per say. I just use the U.S. Treasury's account. It is with Wachovia. Account # (REDACTED). I hope this all works out. This will be my first action by myself. My partner is kinda letting me handle things right now because he shot someone. But I can't wait to get that money and go SHOPPING!!!!! Do you have a video iPod?

George

P.S. I want to send you a tape of my friend's band. What is you address?



Dear George,

Thank you. Please send the Port Control contracts (and your friend's demo tape) to 1000 Main Street, Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Apartment #227

General Ecko



Dear Echo,

Problems on my end. Word leaked, and everyone is having a cow. I can't cede control over our ports just yet but will keep working on it. I am so sorry. I will send you the demo tape anyway.

George

P.S. Track four is my favorite!

[weezer]

Blackfoot! about time you dropped by nice post btw

[THSshorty13]

Ya, I love these stories. Very funny. :lol: