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ExaSpidey · 01-26-2006, 07:04 PM

I'll be sure to keep my system at Girlfriend 7.0. I'm not going to upgrade for quite a while.

Blackfoot · 01-26-2006, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExaSpidey

I'll be sure to keep my system at Girlfriend 7.0. I'm not going to upgrade for quite a while.

There not all bad. If you can find one of the rare versions that have special hidden easter eggs you will actually be quite happy.

psp_on_pcp · 01-26-2006, 07:44 PM

Q:_______________________
A:Put his food stamps under his work boots!!

Constantine · 01-26-2006, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psp_on_pcp

Q:_______________________
A:Put his food stamps under his work boots!!

...I really wish that I was high enough to understand that.

Constantine

Genga · 01-28-2006, 01:36 AM

dont we all :P

Mooneb · 03-06-2006, 01:32 PM

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite
being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.

Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla
said,
"Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go
back
to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.

So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to
bed
and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.

Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half
an
hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls
in
your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".

Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than
before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an
hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."

"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem
hun".

Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind
blowing.

Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
asks
"Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in the
other -
does it really stimulate yer that much?"

Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser ,
she stole ma wallet !".

Pagnell · 03-06-2006, 02:10 PM

Q - How do you know a ****ney woman has had a orgasm?

A - She drops her bag of chips.

*Just thought I would continue the stereotypes*

Megaman · 03-06-2006, 07:42 PM

Q: Why do guys in Norway hate the Beatles?

A: They always have to get rid of Norwegian Wood in the morning!

01-26-2006, 07:04 PM	#21 (permalink)
ExaSpidey Former 12th Squad Captian Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Arlington, Tx Posts: 757	I'll be sure to keep my system at Girlfriend 7.0. I'm not going to upgrade for quite a while. __________________ Go ahead.....CLICK my sig! Life's Little Questions! * = unsure about spelling

01-28-2006, 01:36 AM	#25 (permalink)
Genga PSP-Forum Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Dumbarton, West Scotland Posts: 596	dont we all :P __________________ Blade691 \| [Spunge] --- Games: None...

03-06-2006, 01:32 PM	#26 (permalink)
Mooneb Hi! I'm new around here... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: London, England Posts: 25	will only make sense to UK folk or ex-pats Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun. So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand". Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay". He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun". Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in the other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser , she stole ma wallet !".

03-06-2006, 02:10 PM	#27 (permalink)
Pagnell Administrator / Grim Reaper Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Bedfordshire, England. Posts: 2,920	Q - How do you know a ***ney woman has had a orgasm? A - She drops her bag of chips. Just thought I would continue the stereotypes* __________________ "Children are smarter than any of us. How do I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children." - Bill Hicks.

03-06-2006, 07:42 PM	#28 (permalink)
Megaman Scourge of the Internets Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Here Posts: 1,910	Q: Why do guys in Norway hate the Beatles? A: They always have to get rid of Norwegian Wood in the morning! __________________ "The Aperture Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." -Portal A.I.

01-26-2006, 07:44 PM	#23 (permalink)
psp_on_pcp PSP-Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 29	Q:_______________________ A:Put his food stamps under his work boots!!

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