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DeucesWild · 08-13-2008, 03:18 PM

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

bamhm182 · 08-13-2008, 11:47 PM

hah, those last 2 jokes were great.

High Roller · 08-14-2008, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DeucesWild

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

Kudos ......

Monkey Business · 08-14-2008, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DeucesWild

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

Hhahaha good one.

DeucesWild · 08-19-2008, 04:07 PM

A man walks by a bar and sees a sign that says free beer. The man runs in and ask the bartender for the free beer. The bartender said sure, but you got to do 3 things first. The man said he would do anything. The bartender says okay, " All you have to do is drink this jar of tabasco sauce, pull the sore tooth from the alligator out back, and have sex with the 400 pound woman upstairs. The man said never. The next day he goes to the same bar desperate for a beer and said that he would do it. So he drinks the jar of tabasco sauce like it was nothing. He runs out to the back. The bartender hears the man grunting and the alligator growling. The man comes running back and says " where is the lady with the sore tooth again?"

mikesta99 · 08-19-2008, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DeucesWild

A man walks by a bar and sees a sign that says free beer. The man runs in and ask the bartender for the free beer. The bartender said sure, but you got to do 3 things first. The man said he would do anything. The bartender says okay, " All you have to do is drink this jar of tabasco sauce, pull the sore tooth from the alligator out back, and have sex with the 400 pound woman upstairs. The man said never. The next day he goes to the same bar desperate for a beer and said that he would do it. So he drinks the jar of tabasco sauce like it was nothing. He runs out to the back. The bartender hears the man grunting and the alligator growling. The man comes running back and says " where is the lady with the sore tooth again?"

hahahaha, that last line made my day

High Roller · 08-20-2008, 12:12 AM

i lolled

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samestory98 · 08-20-2008, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Agomae

GTA:Chinatownwars.

yes, indeed.

yakuza24 · 08-20-2008, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DeucesWild

A man walks by a bar and sees a sign that says free beer. The man runs in and ask the bartender for the free beer. The bartender said sure, but you got to do 3 things first. The man said he would do anything. The bartender says okay, " All you have to do is drink this jar of tabasco sauce, pull the sore tooth from the alligator out back, and have sex with the 400 pound woman upstairs. The man said never. The next day he goes to the same bar desperate for a beer and said that he would do it. So he drinks the jar of tabasco sauce like it was nothing. He runs out to the back. The bartender hears the man grunting and the alligator growling. The man comes running back and says " where is the lady with the sore tooth again?"

LOOOL that one's great dude!

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08-13-2008, 03:18 PM	#81 (permalink)
DeucesWild Newbie Join Date: May 2008 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 29	A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

08-19-2008, 04:07 PM	#85 (permalink)
DeucesWild Newbie Join Date: May 2008 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 29	A man walks by a bar and sees a sign that says free beer. The man runs in and ask the bartender for the free beer. The bartender said sure, but you got to do 3 things first. The man said he would do anything. The bartender says okay, " All you have to do is drink this jar of tabasco sauce, pull the sore tooth from the alligator out back, and have sex with the 400 pound woman upstairs. The man said never. The next day he goes to the same bar desperate for a beer and said that he would do it. So he drinks the jar of tabasco sauce like it was nothing. He runs out to the back. The bartender hears the man grunting and the alligator growling. The man comes running back and says " where is the lady with the sore tooth again?"