Well since the Pagman (like Pacman except instead of power pills he eats bots and spammers for bonus points) said we need to stay on topic I decided to put together a picture essay based on an interesting fact I just learned from Popcorn Kevdo.
Step one - Take one of these:
Or more if you think you are suitably hardcore.
Next you need one of these bad boys:
Again for the more hardcore amongst thee... (does it make sense if I use thee twice?) thee may use a bigger receptacle. Such as a bucket. Or even a hollowed out lighthouse lightbulb if you happen to have one.
Next you place subject(s) A into subject B and then you need lots of these :
Thats right, you need clocks. Lots of clocks. Using these clocks (multiple to ensure the utmost accuracy) you leave it over night (approximatly 6-8 hours I reckon using my advanced 'raisin hydration' skills perfected over the few seconds it took me to write this sentance... more now since the sentance is still going... through the magic of ellipses, I would use an exclamation mark there but I'd have to finish... and I'm just not ready to let go... but I digress. )
Then... you get... THESE!!
This idea amuses me that you can foil the hard work of the grape dehydration industry in a few simple steps. I shall have to put this to the test....