Yeah we have kirbs in the UK lol.
Just not two, why the f*ck do you need two kirbs. So you dont hit the second? I mean, come on, that is just crap driving if you do that.
Anyways, i was bursting for a p*ss and went sprinting (and i mean sprinting) into a fast food place, at night, missed seeing the kirb and bang.
I fell over, laughed, got back up and went to the toilet. As i was needing to go soo much, the pain didnt kick in until i finnally finished and looked down to see by heartbeat in my big toe, with only half the nail there.
Anyways, as i had no holiday insurance i just waited a week to get back to the UK to see the toe doctor (there is a special name for that but i cant spell it :lol: ). And he said that to tear my toe off like that through kicking something he said i wouldnt be at all suprised if i broke my toe at the same time. I couldnt wear shoes for like 3 weeks till i went back and saw him, and he said its a slight chance it will grow back.
month later i notice all the skin around the nail was dead(like the white colour when you are sun burnt and peal) so i thought, hmmmmm, and pulled the whole thing out.
Kev
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