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Originally Posted by Pagnell
Not true. Neds/Chavs/Townies or whatever you want to call them have a 'hobby' that involves buying old cheap low powered cars then spending their money on various 'mods' that make the car look rediculous. Maybe they are different in Scotland in which case I envy you.
Here is a list of various mods I compiled for another forum and marks out of 10 for stupidity in my opinion. Feel free to disagree though.
- Two exhaust pipes but an engine of 1.6 and less = 4 out of 10.
- Four exhaust pipes on a 1.4 litre Saxo or Corsa = 7 out of 10.
- Spinner hub caps = 7 out of 10
- Changing your window squirters for blue leds to warn other drivers that an idiot is approaching = 9 out of 10
- Stupid skirts and bumbers on a car that would struggle to go faster than 90 downhill with the wind behind it = 8 out of 10
- Stick on bonnet air intakes = 8 out of 10
- Painting you rear drum brakes the same colour as your car (as if not having all round disk brakes is something to be proud of) = 9 out of 10
- Having a white 'Mad For It', 'On A Mission' or 'Pioneer' sticker on your rear window = 7 out of 10
- Steaming off your 316i/318i badge in the hope people will think it's a 328i (although with one pipe) = 9 out of 10
- Steaming off your 316i/318i badge and replacing it with a stolen M3 badge = 16 out of 10
- Undercar neons on ANY car = 10 out of 10.
Add your own entries if you want.
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Mate, honestly, the Neds (Chavs) up here don't touch cars ... yet. I'm sure the craze will affect them soon enough as long as they can drag themselves away from La Coste tracksuits and Buckfast wine! :lol:
Parasites of society mate, can't stand them ....