[Mooneb]

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite
being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.

Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla
said,
"Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go
back
to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.

So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to
bed
and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.

Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half
an
hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls
in
your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".

Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than
before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an
hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."

"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem
hun".

Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind
blowing.


Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
asks
"Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in the
other -
does it really stimulate yer that much?"

Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser ,
she stole ma wallet !".