An hillbilly girl walks into the family caravan and tells her father she is pregnant. He is livid.
"You dirty whore! So come on then, who is the father?"
"Oh be serious! If you eat a tin of beans and fart you don't know which bean it was do you."
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"Children are smarter than any of us. How do I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children." - Bill Hicks.
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