A kid walks into his class two hours late.
"I'm sorry I'm late miss but my dad got burnt."
"Oh, no!" His teacher replies "I hope it wasn't too serious?"
"Well, they don't **** about at those crematoriums."
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"Children are smarter than any of us. How do I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children." - Bill Hicks.
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