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Pagnell · 01-25-2006, 11:05 AM

Two dogs sitting in a vets waiting room. They look at each other and start talking.

"What you here for?"

"Well, I'm here to be put down because I mauled one of my masters children. A madness overtook me because the little **** was pulling my tail."

"Thats terrible."

"I know. Sigh. What are you here for?"

"I just couldn't help myself. My nice blonde female owner had just gotten out of the shower and she was towelling herself dry when she bent over to dry her legs. It was just to much to resist if you know what I mean."

"Jee, that is terrible although I sort of understand. So, are you getting put down too?"

"No, I'm getting my nails clipped."

01-25-2006, 11:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
Pagnell Administrator / Grim Reaper Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Bedfordshire, England. Posts: 2,920	Two dogs sitting in a vets waiting room. They look at each other and start talking. "What you here for?" "Well, I'm here to be put down because I mauled one of my masters children. A madness overtook me because the little **** was pulling my tail." "Thats terrible." "I know. Sigh. What are you here for?" "I just couldn't help myself. My nice blonde female owner had just gotten out of the shower and she was towelling herself dry when she bent over to dry her legs. It was just to much to resist if you know what I mean." "Jee, that is terrible although I sort of understand. So, are you getting put down too?" "No, I'm getting my nails clipped." __________________ "Children are smarter than any of us. How do I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children." - Bill Hicks.