[Blackfoot]

How 'bout a joke thread?

Here's a few to get it started. :lol:

Several bystanders ran over to help the victim of an auto accident. A woman got there first, but a man pushed her away, saying, "Step aside, lady. I know first aid!" The woman watched for a while before tapping the man on the shoulder. "Excuse me," she said, "but when you get to the part about calling for a doctor, I'm right here!"


"Little Johnny, do you know your numbers?" "Yes, teacher, I do! My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three?" "Four," answered Little Johnny. "Good. What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good, Johnny, your father did a good job. Now, what comes after ten?" "Jack!"


An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution: "Don't try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked an audience member. "Well, when I was first married, I watched my wife's routine at breakfast. She made many trips between the refrigerator, stove and sink, often carrying a single item at a time. I told her, 'You're wasting time carrying one thing at a time. Always carry several things at once.'" "And did that save time?" asked the audience member. "Yes. Yes, it did," replied the expert. "While it used to take my wife twenty minutes to make breakfast, now I do it in ten!"


Feel free to add here. We should probably try to keep them semi-clean. :roll: