Not true. Neds/Chavs/Townies or whatever you want to call them have a 'hobby' that involves buying old cheap low powered cars then spending their money on various 'mods' that make the car look rediculous. Maybe they are different in Scotland in which case I envy you.
Here is a list of various mods I compiled for another forum and marks out of 10 for stupidity in my opinion. Feel free to disagree though.
- Two exhaust pipes but an engine of 1.6 and less = 4 out of 10.
- Four exhaust pipes on a 1.4 litre Saxo or Corsa = 7 out of 10.
- Spinner hub caps = 7 out of 10
- Changing your window squirters for blue leds to warn other drivers that an idiot is approaching = 9 out of 10
- Stupid skirts and bumbers on a car that would struggle to go faster than 90 downhill with the wind behind it = 8 out of 10
- Stick on bonnet air intakes = 8 out of 10
- Painting you rear drum brakes the same colour as your car (as if not having all round disk brakes is something to be proud of) = 9 out of 10
- Having a white 'Mad For It', 'On A Mission' or 'Pioneer' sticker on your rear window = 7 out of 10
- Steaming off your 316i/318i badge in the hope people will think it's a 328i (although with one pipe) = 9 out of 10
- Steaming off your 316i/318i badge and replacing it with a stolen M3 badge = 16 out of 10
- Undercar neons on ANY car = 10 out of 10.
Add your own entries if you want.
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