I love this guy!
But theres a sad story behind it all, very very sad indeed.
His father used to sodomize him, and his mother, who was incidentally EXTREMELY UGLY, used to reject him when suckling was required for nourishment and development. This resulted in this poor poor young man to become underdeveloped. This had its repercushions during school life and most notably - in gym class, where he was subjected to cruel riducule with names such as "worm boy" and "noodle pecker". It's such a shame that he'll never be able to go to the toilet without a pair tweezers. So please guys, cut him some slack, he just comes out with these pathetic impulsive, and somewhat non sensical outbursts as he feels he is inferior in many ways, and this is his release mechanism, and a way to hide these feelings of self worthlessness
(I hope that was grammatically correct )
Roller
PS send him some gay porn so he can let out some of that frustration
