I'm the god of 360.

I brought my RROD back from the grave! *ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY RRODBBR(Red Ring of Death Bringer Backer)*
My 360 was crapping out where it'd only get past the first Xbox logo like once every 30 or so times that you'd try to turn it on, than it eventually RRODd on me, so I was like "screw it, don't have a warranty anyways*finds screwsdrivers, opens it up, pokes around a little bit, puts it back together, Wala, no more RROD and it turns on every time you tell it to*"