[The Juggler]

My diatribe, as you say, has been toned down considerably so that someone of your position in the food chain can understand it,,, alas although you are not an inbreed like so many of your tribe I see the ignorance of a low gene pool has already affected you... the term skate refers to a sailor and I believe both cities have these individuals. So calling a resident of Pompey a skate is kinda sweet and deems that we take pity on such a weak minded badly educated individual

And as for the venom comment sir.... sarcasm has often been misinterpreted as aggression (read venom) by the lowly educated. But you do possess a small degree of above average use of the English language that perhaps is a reflection on your roots.... however no matter how good the roots are the manure they grow up in will eventually effect the outcome of the final plant.

You moved there as a child??? were your family outcasts from the normal world that you were banished to such a god forbidden place?

As for the football elements in Pompey... I will have to agree with you totally that these elements are indeed a mob of brainless cretins obviously spawns of cross breeding with scummers.
It was not long ago that your tribe would hurtle bottles and coins at players who did not do well... also racist chanting was avid I can recall... perhaps each tribe has it's football following cretins.... still at least Pompey's mindless footie hooligans have something to destroy about... when is the FA cup final by the way.
I would enjoy casting ALL football yobs out into the sea... or onto the Isle of Widget hahahahaha

I am sorry to hear that you have family living in the PO catchment area... did they lie on their application form where they came from to get property in Pompey??? as for the smell.. I agree I have always found people from Southampton rather smelly... normally of sweaty curry... but I would have thought you would be used to that by now.
Where do they live... Paulsgrove perhaps???

Still the good thing about you visiting these people in Pompey you can be happy in the knowledge that at least your car will not be on blocks with the wheels missing unlike Southampton. I hear that theft is so rife in Southampton that at night people take in their front door steps to avoid them being stolen!!!!!



Des