Holy crap that's a lot of stuff High Roller... Pretty good advice, but sadly, none of that stuff works for me. I think it's mainly just because people are intimidated by me, the 6ft, quiet guy with the afro, who'da figured? I think I'd appear pretty calm, every once in a while, I bet I look ****ed, but who doesn't?
Where's Dane Cook and Kat Williams in that list?

They're some funny people. The talking about geeky stuff must be what's throwing me off too, I'm pretty sure most people know I'm a geek, or most people who listen to what I have to say anyways...
Fast expensive cars probably would help, but you have to make sure you live in a good neighborhood before getting one, here a fast expensive car would get stolen right as soon as you stepped out of it for the first time, my neighborhood's not THAT bad, aside from the occasional drug busts, gang wars, drive-bys, and stolen cars (yes, all that's actually happened within a mile of my house) it's an aright neighborhood...